June 2011
23 posts
May 2011
28 posts
“What’s the big deal about same-sex marriage? My husband and I have been having the same sex for 32 years!”
—Jane Condon, Commencement Address @ Wellesley College. (via 40kwans)
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“If you don’t fail, you’re not even trying.”
—Denzel Washington, UPenn Commencement Address
“With the tremendous acceleration of life, we grow accustomed to using our mind and eye for seeing and judging incompletely or incorrectly, and all men are like travelers who get to know a land and its people from a train.”
—Friedrich Nietzsche in Human, All Too Human, quoted by Irredenta. (via mills)
Voice Troubles
- Me: *picks up phone* Hello?
- Him: Hi, my name is James and I am from Roto-Rooter Plumbing. Honey, what's your name?
- Me: Um.. Sharon.
- Him: Hi Sharon, can I speak to your mommy or daddy please?
- Me: *hangs up.*